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Well, almost all the monsters – but this one did get in most of the supporting characters from the classic monster movies, so it counts. Straight spoofy humor here, this is a very silly movie.
As most of you probably already know, we’re just two weeks out from the start of National Novel Writing Month. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s an event held every November where people voluntarily commit themselves to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. Because some of us have […]
Let's Just Use All the Monsters!
The Monster Squad was marketed as a kids’ movie, but really, it isn’t. It has kids starring in it, it isn’t gory, it can be pretty funny sometimes…but Dracula in this movie is nowhere near kid-friendly, in fact I’d go so far as to say he’s barely even kid-appropriate. And I’m only giving him the […]
Gothic Monsters and Steampunk Weapons
One of my most favorite and re-watched movies of all. The effects were great, the casting was perfect, and the movie just looked beautiful in all its lovely gothic detail. It had everything you wanted from a multiple-monster movie, and even some things you hadn’t known you wanted until you saw them. Oh, and the […]
You were expecting the trailer for From Dusk Till Dawn, weren’t you? Yeah, I decided to leave that one off – I have seen it, and I did enjoy it at the time, but that is a gory, nasty movie even before you get to the vampires and I think we got enough blood and […]
Series Update: The Carson Diaries
Chapter 1 of the last story in the series, Found, just went up! Not giving any spoilers except for the title and the fact that this is where the series crosses back into SG1’s territory, but we will get to have plenty of fun with Jack in this chapter. Enjoy!
Okay, this is so NSFW I should have made the post title flash red. Alucard is insane and profane and he can cause a bloodbath just by going out for a walk. He uses more bullets than the A-Team. He is, in short, an unrepentant monster. And he’s also funny as hell, provided you’re not […]