We’ve done Bradbury and Poe, so now we must have Lovecraft. This is a story you may not have heard before, the tale of The Cats of Ulthar…
Am I worried that our cats might eat someone? No, because our spoiled furry monsters won’t eat meat that isn’t cooked.
Pepper will lick the seasoning off of habañero cheddar potato chips, though, so if the person had been eating Cheetos…well, they might be in trouble.