Okay, this is so NSFW I should have made the post title flash red. Alucard is insane and profane and he can cause a bloodbath just by going out for a walk. He uses more bullets than the A-Team. He is, in short, an unrepentant monster. And he’s also funny as hell, provided you’re not religious or easily offended or squeamish – if you are any of those things, you really shouldn’t watch…well, any of Hellsing, abridged or not, because this is Tarantino-level stuff here.
All of that above said, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is one of my all-time favorite fan-made series, and the voice acting is amazing. TFS releases a new episode every year around Halloween and it is well worth waiting for.